Someone hold me. I’m shaking.

It’s just so beautiful.

YOU GUYS. THERE’S A CHILI’S YOU CAN GET TO FROM NYC. It might be in New Jersey, but hey: MTA cards still work on the PATH train. 

Tomorrow night (1/28), we’re going to have Chili’s without having to travel by airplane (or renting a car or something) for the first time in 5 years. This is a momentous occasion. I’m trembling as I type this. I can almost taste the skillet queso and Presidente Margaritas.

Chili’s, now with 100% more videogames. For some reason.

Foursquare always seemed fun but mostly pointless to me. It’s now the most important app on my phone. 

Bit Pilot? Canabalt? Hipstamatic? Sure, they’re cool. But they don’t get me free chips and salsa every time I use them.

kellyreeves:

evangotlib:

Meeting at Chili’s global HQ.

JEALOUS.  Please tell me they have Bottomless Chips & Salsa in the middle of conference room tables.

Chili’s Global HQ sounds like my own personal version of Mecca. I must make a pilgrimage in order to pay my respects and receive enlightenment. If they have Presidente Margaritas, then that’d be rad, too.

plainhuman:

Dreamt that sitting next to gulliani, huckabee, and pawlenty ruined my chili’s dining experience

That brings tears to my eyes. You know Obama loves him some Chili’s. I bet he loves the Mushroom Swiss Burger.

Apparently Chili’s is now the go-to family style restaurant for hip kids everywhere. New signature menu items to try:

• MGMT Margarita
• James Murphy’s Signature Cheesefries
• Beach House Coconut Lime Shrimp 
• The “Animal Collective” Triple Bacon Cheeseburger
• Vampire Weekend Bloody Mary
• Phoenix Fried Chicken

Fuck Yeah Heartattacks.

From a friend of a friend’s Facebook wall:

“The only good thing about a 2 hr layover at DFW.”

Truer words have never been spoken. It’s almost poetry.

I’m home sick from work today. Any chance somebody would be kind enough to deliver a sick boy some soup (preferably a bowl of red and bottomless chips and salsa)?